Well up for joinin da army mate

#1
i was talkin to dis guy in the pub the uvver day an he sed he was wiv sas like in cod. i was askin him about life in da army cuz ive got fuk all money an he sed to cum onto dis place and get sum mor info. he seds life in da army is well easy money and my girlfrends just got pregz so i need more money cuz the daft cow wont get rid of it. what do i do to get in. but i dont want to go off to afgannistan or nowt unles i can get to shoot sumfin. i hav got only a cauton now cuz the police sed my record gets deleted after a year so the guy in da pub sed i can get in and stealin a car isnt qa proper crime anyway. not like i killed anyone. can i fly a helicpter, dey look well cool. am 19 in april too so will i get promoted fast too?

why is it so hard to rwgister wi this site anyway.

fanks to big fill for dis site mate. :judge::excited:
 
#6
Well kiddi. let us take a little look at your prospects, eh? I'm only thinking out loud here, but personally i think your a "fucking retard". You want to join up. Be my guest although can i kindly poind out that basic spelling, grammer; generally education that people spend a vast amount of their early life in can grasp the language of English. Not that i'm trying to sound toffish but being a sweaty sock i have somewhat of a disability in this. Have a go at your local recruiting office and tell them about you chat with this SAS guy. They'll be able to point you in the right direction, trades, promotion, wages etc. Any other questions pop into the naffi bar again and i'm sure we can help you out.
 
#7
wats a good on to join infanrty sounds gud but dey are supposed to be fick. i got a gcse d in mafs and sciense and a e in english so can i get anyfing to do dat pays betr
 
#9
Whatta gwan blud? You will luv sa armee blud truss me. Ya get to wear camo shit all de time and dey give you a propa gat dat you can yuz on any afgrannystani dat dint show u no respect.

And get on this blud. Them man's over dere grow skag out da back of them man's yards!! You can go and POP a cap in some clarts batty den go get wrecked!!

Just shout out to dem geezers in the army place in town and tell den man's u want to clear IED's. It's like a code to tell them you toke da herb ya get me?

Laters blud.........safe yeah?
 
#10
y u actin lik a hard man king wlt. fuck u. if we meet face 2 face id propper do u in. im goin to go da careres office on tusday wen im in town. fill said nafi was a plase to get in wiv and dey was sound. u lot r bein a load of diks. me n my m8ts wud fuk u rite up mate
 
#11
Whatta gwan blud? You will luv sa armee blud truss me. Ya get to wear camo shit all de time and dey give you a propa gat dat you can yuz on any afgrannystani dat dint show u no respect.

And get on this blud. Them man's over dere grow skag out da back of them man's yards!! You can go and POP a cap in some clarts batty den go get wrecked!!

Just shout out to dem geezers in the army place in town and tell den land u want to clear IED's. It's like a code to tell them you yoke da herb ya get me?

Laters blud.........safe yeah?
i dont fukin spek like dat dik. i cant spell. all i want is sum advise lik.
 
#12
Does your sister still do that thing with her mum? You know, ping pong balls out of the council?
 
#13
Does your sister still do that thing with her mum? You know, ping pong balls out of the council?
wat u on bout m8.

all i want to no is wat stuff can i do in da army. i cant spell but u dont need to to shoot a gun. lik i sed, i need to get in for money and i want to get gud at uvver fings. dont fink am stupid cuz i cant spell
 
#16
wez olwaz on the lukuot fer gud guys innit yuo culd cum an jion uor group we iz just as gud as eny army innit mate!












Your treading on my well cultivated chav walt airsofter turf, you fucking throbber. Stealing my windup, I ask you?
 
#19
Dear Wiggan_Assult_High -- or may I call you by your initials, WAH?

Well, Wah, your message would be funny if there weren't so many dickheads around who can write no other way.

And anyhow, you're clearly way over-qualified. You should probably be working as an English teacher somewhere.
 
#20
Hello f*ck nugget.
I'm surrounded on a daily basis by f*ckers like you. Speak the same, dress the same, act like little hard men and you know what? Your a proper workshy c*nt. So how abouts you dont go joining the army or anything that may put you in the public eye or worse, my general direction?
Correct, noone on here knows you, and yes were making an assumption, but so far your not looking too good there sunshine.

Time to fuck off back to your hole and collect your giro on tuesday. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE CAREERS OFFICE

/rage off



(*...mutter...mutter...c*nt...mutter)
 

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