i was talkin to dis guy in the pub the uvver day an he sed he was wiv sas like in cod. i was askin him about life in da army cuz ive got fuk all money an he sed to cum onto dis place and get sum mor info. he seds life in da army is well easy money and my girlfrends just got pregz so i need more money cuz the daft cow wont get rid of it. what do i do to get in. but i dont want to go off to afgannistan or nowt unles i can get to shoot sumfin. i hav got only a cauton now cuz the police sed my record gets deleted after a year so the guy in da pub sed i can get in and stealin a car isnt qa proper crime anyway. not like i killed anyone. can i fly a helicpter, dey look well cool. am 19 in april too so will i get promoted fast too? why is it so hard to rwgister wi this site anyway. fanks to big fill for dis site mate.