Well thats going to make R&R something to look forward to!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by crimsonhussar, Sep 21, 2011.

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  1. Bloody good on em .. Not sure some of their partners will be so pleased about various lads in barracks bashing one out over a saucy pic of their missus tho ;)
  2. Why not they might be into a bit of swinging/swapping and think fuck all of sharing their other half in a bukkake ring
  3. Very nice.When are they doing the wives one?
  4. And the fat one's !
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  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I hope a certain Jock Inf Bn doesn't do one.

    Miss Jan. Soaked in Bucky.
    Miss Feb. At Bingo.
    Miss Mar. On doorstep in dressing gown.
    Miss Apr. At the wives club.
    Miss May. Leaving B Coy Block
    Miss Jun. Leaving D Coy Block
    Miss Jul. 20 Stone and looking good in leggings and a belly top.
    Miss Aug. As per Miss Jan but pregnant.
    Miss Sep. Welcoming home hubby after his Op Tour.
    Miss Oct. Explaining to hubby why she is pregnant.
    Miss Nov. Leaving hospital.
    Miss Dec. At the welfare office.

    And none of them were my ex. She was to ugly to get a shag.
  6. And yet they still choose to masturbate over a Biscuit Brown. Who can fathom the naval mind?
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  7. Becci, from Chelmsford, Essex, said: "The selection process wasn't based just on looks but also the women and their other halves' stories.MMmmm so as said where are the mingers and fatbirds, did the stories include how there other halves competed in naked rollmat fighting, good on them though hope it goes well.
  8. Gay men have all the luck with the ladies eh?
  9. Becci from Essex needs to get her story straight.

    She has been casually fucking a bloke from the Airborne Loggies for over 2 months. Look out for next Sun headline "Commando Assaulted Cheating Girlfriend".
  10. The husbands will be furious when they realise their wives have pinched their underwear! :)
  11. So now all the pics have been published, and possibly extensively 'saved as...' into various hard drives.......is anyone going to buy the calendar???
  12. Nah,just your avatar pic. Have you lost weight? Little minx you... :)
  13. Nah I've got my Spanx suck it in thong on!