Miss Jan. Soaked in Bucky.
Miss Feb. At Bingo.
Miss Mar. On doorstep in dressing gown.
Miss Apr. At the wives club.
Miss May. Leaving B Coy Block
Miss Jun. Leaving D Coy Block
Miss Jul. 20 Stone and looking good in leggings and a belly top.
Miss Aug. As per Miss Jan but pregnant.
Miss Sep. Welcoming home hubby after his Op Tour.
Miss Oct. Explaining to hubby why she is pregnant.
Miss Nov. Leaving hospital.
Miss Dec. At the welfare office.
And none of them were my ex. She was to ugly to get a shag.
Becci, from Chelmsford, Essex, said: "The selection process wasn't based just on looks but also the women and their other halves' stories.MMmmm so as said where are the mingers and fatbirds, did the stories include how there other halves competed in naked rollmat fighting, good on them though hope it goes well.