Well stacked 18 year old

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by PapaGolf, Aug 4, 2011.

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  1. Balaclava man must have been a Homar, if he did not rape her savagely and then put the bomb around her neck!
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  2. Top focussing skills by the ATO, well done that man (his mates are still taking the piss about it, rest assured)
  3. You are all twats for not obeying basic rules and common courtesies. I shall amend things for you.


    Another Maddie for my collection.
  4. No bikini phots courtesy of facebook?
  5. I can see a bright future for the young lass, she'll be appearing in a mens mag coming to a newsagent near you in the not too distant future....or I'm hoping.
  6. Dear Mr and Mrs Pulver,
    We are awfully glad that your daughter is safe and sound after what must have been a terrifying ordeal for her. Rest assured, that now she is in the worlds' media spotlight, every hot blooded male the world over now wants to smash the granny out of your big bangered daughter whilst motorboating her chest!
    All the best,
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  7. BB, it wouldn't surprise me if she's had offers already...in the best possible taste.

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  8. Her family must be very wealthy to get Bruce Willis to come to defuse the bomb.
  9. What's the going rate for a photo spread? Reckon about AUD$20K.
  10. Whip round? (in both sense of the terms)
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I'm cumming now!
  12. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Not from looking at that boat race she aint. Massive chebs and blonde hair, sure, but that schnoz needs some work to make it look normal. Would have thought the old man would have sorted that out by now if he's not short of a few bob. Speaking of which, why wasn't there a massive payout? 'Attempted extortion'? Why no payment?

    This must be the new 'celebrity stolen sex tape' thingie then. Quite ingenious to create your own fake 'Saw death'/police rescue/front page news scenario. Her career should go far. I like the porn angle mentioned above, but its rare that spoilt rich girls go into porn - Montana Fishburne being a notable exception. magazine spreads, countless interviews and an inevitable book deal seem a must though.