Well stacked 18 year old

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Mark The Convict

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#5
Top focussing skills by the ATO, well done that man (his mates are still taking the piss about it, rest assured)
 
#8
I can see a bright future for the young lass, she'll be appearing in a mens mag coming to a newsagent near you in the not too distant future....or I'm hoping.
 
#9
Dear Mr and Mrs Pulver,
We are awfully glad that your daughter is safe and sound after what must have been a terrifying ordeal for her. Rest assured, that now she is in the worlds' media spotlight, every hot blooded male the world over now wants to smash the granny out of your big bangered daughter whilst motorboating her chest!
All the best,
ARRSE
 

Command_doh

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
The Current Bun said:
...The pretty blonde
Not from looking at that boat race she aint. Massive chebs and blonde hair, sure, but that schnoz needs some work to make it look normal. Would have thought the old man would have sorted that out by now if he's not short of a few bob. Speaking of which, why wasn't there a massive payout? 'Attempted extortion'? Why no payment?

This must be the new 'celebrity stolen sex tape' thingie then. Quite ingenious to create your own fake 'Saw death'/police rescue/front page news scenario. Her career should go far. I like the porn angle mentioned above, but its rare that spoilt rich girls go into porn - Montana Fishburne being a notable exception. magazine spreads, countless interviews and an inevitable book deal seem a must though.
 
#16
Dear Mr and Mrs Pulver,

a job has became available in the ''F SHACK'' AKA the fury wizards sleeve Hohne branch. we have just had pole installed fo naffi break entertainment oh and a green rubber covered mattress in the back of a 6 T SVR.
 
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Mark The Convict

Guest
#17
She's not short of a bob already, perhaps she'd do it for nothing, as her civic duty...

Bad pun warning; I'd Pulver-ise her!
 
#19
Not from looking at that boat race she aint. Massive chebs and blonde hair, sure, but that schnoz needs some work to make it look normal. Would have thought the old man would have sorted that out by now if he's not short of a few bob. Speaking of which, why wasn't there a massive payout? 'Attempted extortion'? Why no payment?

This must be the new 'celebrity stolen sex tape' thingie then. Quite ingenious to create your own fake 'Saw death'/police rescue/front page news scenario. Her career should go far. I like the porn angle mentioned above, but its rare that spoilt rich girls go into porn - Montana Fishburne being a notable exception. magazine spreads, countless interviews and an inevitable book deal seem a must though.
I hadn't got as far as the face. In fact I had to scroll back up to have a butchers at her conk.
 
#20
From the bottom of that article:

Mike Stuchbery is a high school English and Civics teacher, writer and occasional broadcaster living in Melbourne's western suburbs.



What it should have read is:

Mike Stuchbery is a pretentious boy-bum loving cunt
 

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