Well knock me down with a feather!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by re-stilly, Aug 16, 2013.

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  1. I am shocked and astounded, my wife has just admitted she was wrong, I am unsure of a response to this as it has never happened before.
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  2. She'll be up to something.
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  3. Get your children to taste your supper before eating it.
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  4. Yes but what, so which one of you is it, I know it isn't Jarrod.
  5. Definitely a trap. Say nothing, go to the pub for a couple, come home with flowers just in case.

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  6. Quick! Check the car to make sure the right feul has gone into it, also check for damage and hide your wallet somewhere safe while your at it

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  7. Be afraid , be very, very afraid and sleep with one eye open .Jarrods right , she's up to something .
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  8. Give her a couple of hours; she'll soon have it back to being your fault and the balance of the world will be righted.
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  9. [video=youtube;TnfKmNRfLYU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TnfKmNRfLYU[/video]
  10. I'm told we have 2 rules.
    Rule 1: She is never wrong.
    Rule 2: If she is wrong Rule 1 applies.
  11. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  12. The normal response is "Who are you and what have you done with my wife"?
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  13. Spent a shit load of money on crap or smashed the car. Watch the credit card bills. Fucking whores.
  14. Go out, drink at least 10 pints of Stella, grab a kebab on the way home, and interrogate her thoroughly until she tells you the truth, this may involve pliers and a blow torch (you may have your own method) but thats a sure way to get to the bottom of this unearthly occurrence.
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  15. No, the deed will be done, fucking witches.