The demise of the VCR is a sad time... My nephew is now 2 (and an unholy terror with an agels face). Alas no VCR in their house means I can't teach him the traditional jam sandwich in the slot trick. However a good one (particularly if dad of new sproglet has OCD) is teaching rugrat to open DVD cases, swap disks arouind and put the cases back. Optional sticky fingerprints on the disks is a bonus.
Revenge always tastes best when you are am evil cunt