Well I'm ******* outraged.

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Taffd

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#1
Well, when I say outraged, I had a bit of a nark on yesterday. Something to do with the dog being in the way of me getting to the kettle.

Anyhoo, having drunk a couple of crates of Guinness I've decided to tell you what I think. (I say crates. Some would call them six-packs, but I like to think of them as crates.)

Some of you are exquisitely funny. Some are masters of sarcasm and irony. Some of you like to bide your time, until you can see which way the wind's blowing and can jump on a bandwagon. Some of you are highly educated. And it shows. Some of you are as dumb as a dumb thing. And it shows. Some of you are mean-spirited, some are plain nasty. Some of you are helpful. Most of you are charitable. Some of you talk sense. Some of us talk shite.

But you are all, without a doubt, utter, utter cunts.

I congratulate you all. May the fleas of a thousand metaphors piss blessing upon your parade. Or thereabouts.

Don't like to go a day without a bit of arse.
 
#2
Well, when I say outraged, I had a bit of a nark on yesterday. Something to do with the dog being in the way of me getting to the kettle.

Anyhoo, having drunk a couple of crates of Guinness I've decided to tell you what I think. (I say crates. Some would call them six-packs, but I like to think of them as crates.)

Some of you are exquisitely funny. Some are masters of sarcasm and irony. Some of you like to bide your time, until you can see which way the wind's blowing and can jump on a bandwagon. Some of you are highly educated. And it shows. Some of you are as dumb as a dumb thing. And it shows. Some of you are mean-spirited, some are plain nasty. Some of you are helpful. Most of you are charitable. Some of you talk sense. Some of us talk shite.

But you are all, without a doubt, utter, utter cunts.

I congratulate you all. May the fleas of a thousand metaphors piss blessing upon your parade. Or thereabouts.

Don't like to go a day without a bit of arse.

Re your last sentence- Freudian slip?
 
#3
Well, when I say outraged, I had a bit of a nark on yesterday. Something to do with the dog being in the way of me getting to the kettle.

Anyhoo, having drunk a couple of crates of Guinness I've decided to tell you what I think. (I say crates. Some would call them six-packs, but I like to think of them as crates.)

Some of you are exquisitely funny. Some are masters of sarcasm and irony. Some of you like to bide your time, until you can see which way the wind's blowing and can jump on a bandwagon. Some of you are highly educated. And it shows. Some of you are as dumb as a dumb thing. And it shows. Some of you are mean-spirited, some are plain nasty. Some of you are helpful. Most of you are charitable. Some of you talk sense. Some of us talk shite.

But you are all, without a doubt, utter, utter cunts.

I congratulate you all. May the fleas of a thousand metaphors piss blessing upon your parade. Or thereabouts.

Don't like to go a day without a bit of arse.
That's smashing.
 
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syledis

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#6
Congratulations, its only taken you 3 years to figure that out, the big trick is working out who belongs in each category, come to think of it , that would make a good thread.
 
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Taffd

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#8
It would appear that somewhere along the line we must have pissed you off in one way or another.
Actually no. I have to confess to being somewhat enamoured of you all, regardless of any cuntishness. You may have misconstrued.
 
#9
It's a bit like saying you don't like the human race because they're all robbing, lying, cheating, charitable, well-intentioned, willful, sarcastic, boisterous, cynical, nice tw@ts.

The Army is a reflection of the society it recruits from, ARRSE is a reflection of that and the civvy hanger-on's. What do you expect?
 
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Taffd

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#10
Congratulations, its only taken you 3 years to figure that out, the big trick is working out who belongs in each category, come to think of it , that would make a good thread.
Bugger me sideways, have I been here that long.

And more to the fucking point, did you actually research that?

Claim your category.
 
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Taffd

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#12
It's a bit like saying you don't like the human race because they're all robbing, lying, cheating, charitable, well-intentioned, willful, sarcastic, boisterous, cynical, nice tw@ts.

The Army is a reflection of the society it recruits from, ARRSE is a reflection of that and the civvy hanger-on's. What do you expect?
Yep, but I thought I'd say it anyway. Don't we all get maudlin when we've had a tincture?
 
#17
Can we have a category for fat, stinky cum dumps...also known as birds? Ta muchly
 

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