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Well if they can do it

Chelsea Pensioner, SSM Smudge Smifff, was the first to arrive at the top of the structure.
He stated to eager representatives of the press that "that Irish b*st*rd said there was beer up here, but I didnt find any"
On being asked about the safety aspect of going so high on a lift at his advanced age (105) the BOER WAR veteran replied "What lift?"
Again the news focuses on the fact that these were ex-servicemen, I think they may have misheard the promise of a nice cup of Holicks after the visit.

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