See this modest, brave young man. One who's worthy of the word 'Hero'. He's put his life on the line for his mates. He should never have to pay for a pint again in his life.
Then compare him to his civvy, chav counterparts. Binging on drink and drugs, collecting ASBOs, ruining peoples lives and claiming benefits because they're too lazy to work. Why can't they be more like him?
Well done L/Cpl Nicholas Coleman - you are an inspiration.