Well done that man...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by filthyphil, Apr 14, 2012.

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  1. Fucking hell. David Boone will be pissed off his records broken.
  2. Victoria Bitter?

    Is that similar in alcoholic strength to Perrier?
  3. 4.8% iirc
  4. Cheers for that.

    I would have read the article, but as it's an Australian newspaper, the story would have been punctuated with made up words.
  5. Feckin' Aussie poof!
    Do what the Kiwis do. Have a skinfull down the pub then ring home and get your 10-12 year old kid out of bed to drive you home.
    School nights only of course as the little bleeders are out all weekend on the pull!
    Tsk, kids these days eh?
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  6. Journo writes story about alkie Crow Eater? Was he a bushie bikie, too*?

    * Australian Slang and Translations
  7. Like "and","but" and "the"? :)
  8. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    ... and upside down
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  9. Just looked at the link. Are we that weird that we need fucking translating? I thought you lot were harder to understand. :)
  10. Did he catch any fish though?
  11. Sorry, could you say that again please?
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  12. I've got a couple of bottles of that in the fridge, half-decent. Better than fucking Fosters anyway. (So is warm cat piss)

    What sort of fishing trip was he on? 50 cans, is that all? He must have been doing actual fishing instead of drinking, fucking puff.
  13. " 'Corse I was driving occifer, I can't bloody walk".
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  14. I believe his reply to the arresting officer was "I haven't had a cunt all night Drinkstable".