We need you to parachute into North Korea and steal Kim Jong-Il's nuclear weapons. Your 'special equipment' consists of Rebbeca (As mentioned above), as well as a "SAS issue" luminous Webtex assualt vest.
bo**cks! You are not SAS and you were not there...
OK then a test, If you dont awnser I'll know:
1. what is your rank and the first 4 digits of your tag number?
2. what did you do in hereford during selection?
3. why would you possibly advertise this on a forum site when it breaches all SAS SOP's regarding secrecy?
Also if I had a mind to I could use this site to find your actual location if I were some irate terrorist with the right equipment (which I am not nor am I currently serving before you ask).