Weirdest place you've ever had a shag ?

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  1. Wierdest place I delivered my cream was your wifes dirtbox. FFS man, whatever possesed you?
  2. Your mum.
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  3. In the armpit.
  4. Coventry
  5. My bedroom. I must be a deviant.
  6. Same place as in the other thread.
  7. Back of a parked up van in Enfield.

    It was going splendidly until some bastard got in the car behind and turned the headlights on full whack.
  8. Appologies to jarrod and others but I`m new (ish) here and can`t find the other fred.

    Just arrived at 20 Field Workshop in Minden and was waiting for a quarter so `er indoors was still in Fally.
    One weekend she got a lift down to Minden and after a night in the Corporals club pissing it up I asked the duty telephone NCO to let us into the Workshop offices and I shagged her over the table in the orderly room.
  9. In a tunnel that runs underneath Brum airport.
    In the back of an A35 van on the A1.
    In the back of my EOD landriver (with the barmaid from the Abercamleigh arms pub).
    Through the chain link fence at Iserlohn (well the BJ was through the fence, I had to go to her flat the next evening for the main course).
    In the duty telephone operators bunk at Sennelager.
    In a bus shelter outside the Crown inn, somewhere near Penaly, Wales.
    On a tiger cub motorbike in Derby.
  10. She seems to get around!
  11. by some boulders at the bottom of cwm Idwal, a sea king flew slowly over us - i reckon it was wills gazing in awe at my hairy man-ass doing the horizontal mambo.
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  12. On the indoor market roof.
    Over a pool table at a roller disco in Hull!
    On the back seat of a bus.
    On a retail park car park in Urmston!
  13. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    Over a cliff fence in the Blue Mountains near Sydney.

    In our school subway

    On a 125 train
  14. On a park bench on Stockton Island near Newcastle.