Weirdest hobby ?

#3
I collect Arrsers...only joking.

Had a go at kite surfing, under duress, thought as I wind surf it would be a doodle. Haha won't make that mistake again, scared me shItless.
 
#5
Only 2. You poof. Or poofeay, as we used to say in a civilised lounge - call that a drawing room. Kids sat on that sort of furniture, banned now, you might fall and hurt yourself
 
#7
Now come on, not on the pillows I might add, the TA get loads of knocks, but at least they are showing willing, eh?!PS, I aint a TA, but I give em 10/10 for trying.
 
#9
#11
I came across a bloke who collected trafficators - the things that poke out of Morris Minors and the like. That was a bit weird, imho. He was also, clearly, a child molester.

Worse still is the chap who goes to agricultural shows with a collection of scissors and eye-baths.

As for me, I joined the RAF, so I'm not going to take the high moral ground.
 
#12
My hobby is picking my nose and flicking the boggies at people who walk past my desk. If they stop for a chat then I sort of lay my hand on them and make sure I wipe the boggies onto their arm, shirt or shoulder. Makes me smile


TPBD
 
#13
I don't have a hobby, I don't have time. What with sitting at my living room window all day rubbing myself discretely as the pretty ladies walk by, how would I fit it in?
 
#14
I don't have a hobby, I don't have time. What with sitting at my living room window all day rubbing myself discretely as the pretty ladies walk by, how would I fit it in?
duckula - have you not thought about standing for Parliament? You'd fit in a treat there.
 
#16
Does anyone, or has anyone in the past smelled seats and chairs after people have sat on them ?
I have not although the idea appeals to me. There is a guy in Attleborough who finds self gratification via sniffingthe saddles of bicycles belonging to sweaty females.
 
#17
I browse ARRSE.
 
#18
You sicko, you need to put your self on some sort of offenders register and get some counselling. Enough said, I am just going to browse AR . . . . . . . bugger, where is that register?
 
#20
I gather the stuck-on bits of gum from under train seats and use them to construct model apostles. I'm stuck at the moment as I need a few more bits of pink Hubba-Bubba to finish off Mary Magdalene's clout.
 

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