I was watching DSTV last night and inbetween watching some mindless TV on the screen came an advert for the latest Xmas fare - "TURDUCKEN" I thought WTF!!!!!!! Who would eat a turd !! (no need to answer that!) Apparently itâs a Turkey with a de-boned duck and chicken stuffed inside of it, raosted and then served up as the main course. It may taste ok but who in their right mind would buy something called a "Turd" Maybe they should have called it a "Duckenkey"?? or "Chickeyuck"?? OK! lets have some name suggestions for this gastronomic feast or list any other weird Xmas food on the market!