I opened a new email account with hushmail.com, an encryption site, and recieved two wonderful emails, which actually made me laugh... Both spam, since I cant possibly know either of the senders, but the verbage is hilarious, or at least mildly so, and reminded me of the charachter from the Fast Show who is a sozzled, rambling old barrister, Rowley Birkin QC, sits in his chair and spins yarns of foreign adventures, mysterious women and exotic beasts ends every soliloquy with 'I'm afraid that I was very, very drunk'. Here they are for your delectation The first caught my attention with its mention of "her little sabots", which really gets the military mind working... That was from Wiatrak Haisley. The second is from Gail Franchesi Quite marvellous.... Dont worry, I didnt download any phishing software. Anyone else got any gems?