weird names for sex acts

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  1. theirs loads of weired names for sex acts but i laughed last night when i heard my brother ask a bird to be his chileon minor,
    "whats that" she asked,
    to which he replied "i want you to go to the base of my shaft, and stay down their till christmas".
    does anybody else have some new ones he can try out next week.
  2. You do realise that all the miners down that shaft have reverted to a 'most of the day' sleep pattern. Although things might be looking up NASA have suggested they include more activity in their day.
  3. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    hide and seek?

  4. Leap frog?
  5. Rape ... Surprise sex is just so much more jolly
  6. Nothing like a brown trombone old chap.
  7. :omfg: Gawd! ....
  8. I always thought 'intercourse' was a bizarre name. It always conjured up images of some continental backpacking holiday.
  9. Onanism - my favourite has to be, "tugging myself around the room doing the one man conga"
  10. Are you a Roman Catholic Priest?
  11. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    I thought intercouse was what two blokes had in the buffet car of the 1700 from Liverpool St.
  12. No, but I was deaf when I got confirmed.
  13. Thats Probably because the Priest had his fingers in your ears (think about it).
  14. It might explain the taste of the sandwiches.