Weight loss

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Ciggie, May 31, 2012.

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  1. Just cooking some bacon, and really rather concerned about the amount of water coming off me rashers. Set me thinking....maybe these fucking horrible tellytubbies who populate this green and pleasant land are mainly full of water. Perhaps once tied down and deprived of H2O for a month or so they might slim down and enjoy having a laugh at themselves like the rest of us do.
  2. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    I've got an outstanding idea for weight loss.

    Cut off your hands and face you irritating, shite posting cunt.
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  3. Followed your advice sir, but my toes have always been dainty and eager to serve.
  4. Fat Chicks are the fucking shit though!
  5. Especially when roasted
  6. Spit roasted. The cock hungry, spaff gargling cum junkies.