Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Bowser-Mong, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. On a beautiful December evening, Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita
    were sat on a Mexican beach watching the ocean. There was a large bright moon.........it was very romantic.
    Pedro suddenly said, "Hey, Mamacita, let's do 'Weeweechu'
    "Oh no, not now Pedro, let's just look at the moon." said Rosita.

    "Oh c'mon baby, let' do Weeweechu, ..I love you, it is the perfect time."

    "But I just want to sit here holding your hand and watching the moon." replied Rosita.

    "Pleeeease, just once, just do Weeweechu with me just once."
    begged Pedro.

    Rosita shook her head in defeat....."OK, just one time, we will do Weeweechu."

    Pedro grabbed his guitar and they began to sing..
    "Weeweechu A Merry Christmas,
    Weeweechu A Merry Christmas,
    Weeweechu A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year."

  2. Oh For Fcuks Sake. :oops:
  3. people have been shot for less :D