Weekend Vote

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ScouseD, Mar 23, 2013.

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  1. I'd send them all back

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%
  2. I'd send them all here

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. I'd send them to Tesco’s while there's thrupence off tinned haggis

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%
  4. I'd send them a saucy postcard from Blackpool

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%
  5. I'd send the Kent Police around to sort the bastards out

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%
  6. I'd send for Big Bird and her womanly arse

    3 vote(s)
    30.0%

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  1. Finally, a poll for everyone!

    But of course we brook no snot-brains here on Arrse and so it’s never that simple. In order to win you also need to answer the following question:

    What was the name of the Nobel Prize winning theoretical physicist known for his uncertainty principle?

    Send your answers to:

    Werner Heisenberg’s name competition
    ARRSE
    Charmingshire
    The Internet
    OMG FU


    I voted for Big Bird because she’s lovely and plummeted onto someone’s chips:

    Big-Bird.jpg
     
  2. Thanks, door number two means you’ve voted for “I’ll send them all here”. You’re a good bloke and so I’ll do my best to protect you. But you must hide

    To the woods my friend. No questions now, you must go.
     
  3. What's a thrupence? Is it a pair of pants with a hole in it for easy access? Heisenberger needs to answer these sort of questions.
     
  4. What the hell is this shite?

    Posting While Pissed should be an arrestable offence.
     
  5. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    You can't have that one. It's not an option
     
  6. Where's the option to shoot them all?
     
  7. Is there a monkeys chuff option?
    If there, is I couldn't give it.
     
  8. Where is the all of the above option?