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brain_fart said:
Auld-Yin said:
brain_fart said:
how eloquent patroltrace, you must be center of attention at every party you go to with your razor sharp wit and conversational skills.

Now fcuk off back to the NAAFI and talk to Yannie
Look at the first post you toss er. This is exactly what the thread was opened up for.

I suppose your post could be classed as a Drop Short :!:
I appologize Auld-Yin you have obviously missed then point of my post, I am fully aware of the title but I was more refering to the quality of the slagging off. Something origional, witty or insiteful rather than the same old crap would be quite refreshing. Failing that bring on the old shite.
Also there is nothing to say I cannot reply to said slagging off. and if a round drops short who cares, it won't drop on me 8)
I take then that you are a very, very long range sniper and the Gunners in front of you are sh!tting themselves :twisted:

I wonder what the battle group Gunner officer and his team think about that!

BTW, if you actually read my post then you will have realised it was nothing to do with the title of the thread but the first post.
 
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Battlegroup Gunner officer??? classy name!! why dont you find out whats on the menu and check the wine list before you bring a bottle of vino to the party.......
 

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small-soldier said:
Battlegroup Gunner officer??? classy name!! why dont you find out whats on the menu and check the wine list before you bring a bottle of vino to the party.......
At this time on a Sunday - bollox. Had the curry BTW.
 
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No vino then......just the copious jars of ale??? In that case welcome to the Gunners slagging match!
 

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small-soldier said:
No vino then......just the copious jars of ale??? In that case welcome to the Gunners slagging match!
Hic! :wink:
 

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Door_Bundle_Mk2 said:
Bring some buckfast then you deep fried mars bar munching, boring jock cnut.
Buckfast - that fortified wine made at Buckfast Abbey in Devon approx 650 miles from God's country aka Scotland.
 
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Come on DB2... jock alchies??? by that you mean to say that there maybe some jocks who arent alchies.... bit like saying that theres paras that dont take it up the hoop or dont shag mums... just plain silly dear boy.....
 

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Door_Bundle_Mk2 said:
Buckfast, that fortified wine favoured by gipping jock alchies in Scotland, up there, in boring jockland.
Your grouping is getting a bit better but I doubt you will ever hit the target.
 

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small-soldier said:
Come on DB2... jock alchies??? by that you mean to say that there maybe some jocks who arent alchies.... bit like saying that theres paras that dont take it up the hoop or dont shag mums... just plain silly dear boy.....
I'll drink to that.
 
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As a Sapper who has also been in the role of FOO on Ops,and used fire from an Armd car Sqn,as well as Gunners,I can testify that the Gunners did me proud.However after the contact was over,the CO of the Arty Reg(a Wykehamist) complained to me about the ammount of ammo(of his?) that I had used.The particular gun position was by the sea,and most of the day,the guys there shot crayfish as they exited the sea,sometimes firing their rounds into distant hills!
 

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I don't know if you have tried Buckie but it is boggin. Honestly I would have to be an alkie to take it. But thanks for the offer.
 

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small-soldier said:
And your point is??? we all know that ,no matter, what cap badge the officers are fools!!
What have you got against cap badges :roll: Its not their fault that officers (sometimes) have them in their caps/berets/TOS
 

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small-soldier said:
Makes them feel "part of the team"......
I take it they are 'left back'. (Old football position for the younger members of this hallowed site.) (Even older joke) :wink:
 

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