Wedding

#21
Congratulations my hairy little friend, and to you as well CR...
 
#22
He's only been in Wales a short time and already he's fallen for some little hairy love sock on legs..

:)
 
#23
Howayman said:
So where's this abberation taking place then, and does the Internet company guarantee delivery?
Well, Lik Mai Klit is due to fly in from Thailand on saturday morning. i am very much looking forward to meeting her :)
 
#24
CRmeansCeilingReached said:
Howayman said:
So where's this abberation taking place then, and does the Internet company guarantee delivery?
Well, Lik Mai Klit is due to fly in from Thailand on saturday morning. i am very much looking forward to meeting her :)
Just make sure it's not Suk Mai Dik. :omfg:
 
#26
CR

There's something bubbling under the radar about Sir Paul McCartney and Pre Nups........

All the best and hope that she is happy about adoption yr B****** son Barbgenius, would hate to see him out on his ear...................

BigRed
 
#27
I would just like to say that I am saddened and appalled that this joyous occasion, the happiest day of my life, has just been regarded by some as an opportunity for mockery, cynicism and ladyboy jokes.



I mean, why can't everybody see it like that? i can get all the boring "good luck" messages from long-lost relatives on saturday :)
 
#28
Howayman said:
CRmeansCeilingReached said:
extra pay? i stay in exactly the same house, lose FIA, start paying all the bills and start paying £7.91 a day MQ charge. by my reckoning i will be about £600 a month worse off, and have a wife to support too.

cant wait :)
Jesus, you've got the whinging down to a tee.
Be a man FFS! Put her out to work!
 
#29
My thoughts exactly. She could be earning while you sleep. Just like your porn site

:):):)
 
#30
Congratulation old boy - just a few tips for a quieter life

1) When she says 'its alright' she really means 'its crap'

2) Bore sight your ESP as you will now be expected to know what she is really thinking - even without words! After all you know her better than anyone right!

3) Alway surrender your walllet on arrival at ther shops (lot less painful than fighting it - go grab a coffee or watch sports in the electrical shops instead)

4) Never answer the question 'so how do I look in this?' ITS A LOADED QUESTION!

5) Agree to everything, then do you own thing as it staves off early arguements until later

6) Never forget anniversaries (that includes first date let alone engagement and wedding) Oh and don't forget how many years either (gets harder when you hit double figures)

7) Drop in the occasional 'L' word at east twice a year (not inc the above dates) its the way to a womens heart (after your wallet)

8) Drop a bolloc - say sorry with flowers works everytime (white lillys not cheap roses)

9) If you want to go drinking with your mates - buy a dog and take him for long walkies! Tell her he ran off (it explains the red face and bad breath)

10) Always remember the art of being a good husband - make her think she is in charge! (never seen a women change a tap, hang wall paper or wire a plug, so we have to be right!)

Good luck and enjoy!

Cheers

P.S Oh and always treat your wife like you treat your kite - jump in her twice a day and take her to heaven and back - then all your sins are forgiven :)
 
#31
Jump in her twice a day!

He's getting married man. After the honeymoon, sex vanishes except for Birthdays and Christmas. Suk Mia Dik may not even get any on the H'moon, cause CR will be worried that the people in the next room may hear!

Face it CR. You will be relegated to 'wallet carrier', whether thats mobile or on foot. You are better off learning where the nearest Ikea/Marksies is ya poor fecka.
 
#33
CRmeansCeilingReached said:
extra pay? i stay in exactly the same house, lose FIA, start paying all the bills and start paying £7.91 a day MQ charge. by my reckoning i will be about £600 a month worse off, and have a wife to support too.

cant wait :)
Barlicks! Once the honeymoon period has worn off, tell her to get her cheeks off the couch and find a job - as well as bringing in extra dough, it'll stop her getting bored and desperate!

Congratulations! :D
 
#34
Congatulations mate. I trust you're going to uphold the tradition of always introducing her as "the present/current Mrs CR" :D
 
#35
Bollox! I thought it said weBBing, ah well, good luck anyway and give her one from me.
 
#37
Zoid said:
CRmeansCeilingReached said:
extra pay? i stay in exactly the same house, lose FIA, start paying all the bills and start paying £7.91 a day MQ charge. by my reckoning i will be about £600 a month worse off, and have a wife to support too.

cant wait :)
Barlicks! Once the honeymoon period has worn off, tell her to get her cheeks off the couch and find a job - as well as bringing in extra dough, it'll stop her getting bored and desperate!

Congratulations! :D
thing is, she is a million times brainier than me and got a geek degree. so i am planning to retire after my 22 and she can support ME. muahahahaha!!!
 
#38
Zanzibar? Isn't that where Freddie (KY) Mercury came from?
 
#39
All the best. A friend of mine, K163 once told me this following message.. .. .. .. ..


 
#40
civvygit said:
Zanzibar? Isn't that where Freddie (KY) Mercury came from?
yep. farukh bulsara or something was his real name. from stone town.

also home to slaves (see Gladiator), spices, and some rare ginger monkey.
 

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