During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, Iâll give you Â£100 if youâll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where Iâm to promise to âlove, honour and obeyâ and âforsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,â Iâd appreciate it if youâd just leave that part out." He passed the clergyman the cash and walked away satisfied. It is now the day of the wedding and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groomâs vows, the vicar looks the young man in the eye and says: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes." The groom leaned toward the vicar and hissed, "I thought we had a deal." The vicar put the Â£100 into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."