Wedding night...Oop North.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by shagnasty, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I was a hooker!".

    He says "That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it".

    She replies "Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan!".