Took the wife back to our honeymoon hotel for our 25 th anniversary. She was rolling around on the bed bollock naked, she says "do you remember when I did this 25 years ago, what were you thinking ?" I was sat in the corner nursing a semi "I was thinking I was going to fuck your brains out and suck your tits off" I said. "Oooh you are awful, what are you thinking now" she said. "I'm thinking what a fucking good job I made of it" I said !!