Wedding anniversary

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by MontyB, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A couple decide to celebrate their 60th wedding anniversary by booking the same hotel room where they had their honeymoon. In the morning they have breakfast in bed, and the wife says."This is so romantic, my breasts are all warm and tingly." "I'm not surprised", replies her husband. "One's hanging in your coffee and the other's lying on my bacon."
  2. so true, u gotta love gravity!