Web tributes to Wakefield dog killed by baby

#1
Reuters Newsire:

Friends of 1yr old Rottweiler called Satan have posted tributes to him on social networking site BEBO after he was killed by a two & a half year old baby in Wakefield. The baby boy Hugo was later destroyed with a Kango Hammer Tool by Police Community Support Officers as the local armed response unit was defending a Pakistani Flag over at Bradford Town Hall.

Hugo's 17yr old mother Katie also paid tributes to her son. "He was an ordinary little boy. I had left him wiv me cousin whilst me and my biatches had popped into town to by scrunchies, chewing gum & large hoopy earings from Elizabeth Duke".

Apparantly Hugo & Satan had previously got on well and often slept together & shared dog biscuits if the Giro was late. It is believed that the dispute was over a squeezy toy shaped like a bone.

Satan's father Whiskey said that he was comforted by messages of sympathy posted on Bebo from their friends and family. It is expected to be a large funeral with guests such as Lassie, Shep, K9 & 101 Dalmations. Cremation will take place at Dewsbury RSPCA followed by Tea & Bones.

RIP Satan
 
#4
Well, hopefully "Katie" will face charges - there's no such thing as a bad baby - just bad owners.

RIP Pooch :(
 
#7
RIP Satan

Condolences to his blah, blah, blah.....
 
#14
Eye witness mother of 5 Bethney-chardonay Smiff (17) told reporters

"It were orrible, Ugo was playing wiv Satan like normal like, Yuh naw, pulling his tail and poking im in the eye and the like, when Satan sort of growled like. Well Ugo went berserk and jumped on Satan and ripped is froat out wiv is teef. It was so orrible I 'ad to go and ave a lay down which is why I wasn't there when the fuzz turned up.
Can I get some compo from the council for the mental anguish like?"

The question being asked around the country tonight is "Should toddlers be licencesed or just banned altogether?"
 
#16
58_Pattern said:
Reuters Newsire:

Friends of 1yr old Rottweiler called Satan have posted tributes to him on social networking site BEBO after he was killed by a two & a half year old baby in Wakefield. The baby boy Hugo was later destroyed with a Kango Hammer Tool by Police Community Support Officers as the local armed response unit was defending a Pakistani Flag over at Bradford Town Hall.

Hugo's 17yr old mother Katie also paid tributes to her son. "He was an ordinary little boy. I had left him wiv me cousin whilst me and my biatches had popped into town to by scrunchies, chewing gum & large hoopy earings from Elizabeth Duke".

Apparantly Hugo & Satan had previously got on well and often slept together & shared dog biscuits if the Giro was late. It is believed that the dispute was over a squeezy toy shaped like a bone.

Satan's father Whiskey said that he was comforted by messages of sympathy posted on Bebo from their friends and family. It is expected to be a large funeral with guests such as Lassie, Shep, K9 & 101 Dalmations. Cremation will take place at Dewsbury RSPCA followed by Tea & Bones.

RIP Satan
You're going to hell for that one 58! :D

Oh, and RIP Satan.... :(
 
#17
RIP Satan

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Its lick can melt a heartache,
Unique bark - unique sound.

Tiny eyes can sense our feelings,
Tiny paws will say, "yes please."
A multitude of emotions,
Yet they show it with such ease.

They always welcome our return,
Or just a, "good morning" wag.
A love thats unconditional,
It doesn't need a tag.

Its only when you know that love,
That a little dog can give,
That you learn what love is all about,
That, you then really start to live.

Two paws are wrapped around me,
Yet with such a gentle touch.
That I look down and "thank them"
Thanking them for giving much.

Few words can convey,
The vastness of their skills.
But its unison of ownership,
And not a game of wills.

A bundle of boundless energy,
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A pup within an old mind,
Nothing counts at this stage.

Unlike us, who show our age,
They grow old, yet become again- young.
Where a lifetime is for living,
The continual life, thats just begun.

So thank you, our darling angel,
Thank you for WHO you are.
A glorious shining angel,
The very brightest star.
 
#19
And the new Bonio Flavour is.....
 

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