Web of syph

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by Raven2008, Mar 24, 2010.

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  1. Aswer ---- Condom of Safety, or just kick her back doors in
     
  2. Wow I never knew you could "use social networking sites for casual sex" I always thought you needed some sort of physical contact.

    So thats what this cybersex is all about then. Do you still get knobrot if you use a firewall?
     
  3. so do you have to put the johnny on your mouse...i'm still trying to work out how you catch syph off facebook?? Surely you get syph by having unprotected ugly-bumps with dirty scutters and cheesy knobs?? I'm confused
     
  4. OOOps. I thought this was about spiders. Now there's a black widow round here--.
     
  5. Right. This may be the last time you see me on here. I hadn't realised that other networking sites offered casual sex. Why am I wasting my time with you lot?
     
  6. can you sue Norton if you catch a dose then???
     
  7. Funny really, I thought most of the people on Facebook (who aren't my friends BigBird!) were wankers anyway.
     
  8. Sh it! I better go and get a blood test, my laptop went down on me last night.
     
  9. That'll be the Dell Inspiron, worth every penny!
     
  10. Lenovo stink pad T400. Same same.
     
  11. Who is Sue Norton? Is she one of those giving away casual sex?
     
  12. Facebook's ok but ARRSE is better! :twisted:
     
  13. Facebook's gain is ARRSE's loss, I'm sure. ;)
     
  14. This is not another film in the Star Wars series then?