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She may not have done it for a few years (fnarr fnarr, I mean done the weather on tv!) but what about the milftastic Ulrika?
Please form an orderley queue to join the "I wouldn't touch her with yours" half of Arrse over there, or the "smash her back doors in" half over there. Thank you.
There was a young girl called Ulrika
Who's love life could have been sweeter
Battered by Stan, Sven wasnt a fan
And then raped by some **** from Blue Peter
She is the spawn of crab and whines like a jet jockey!
Thankfully replaced by Nazaneen Nipples Ghaffar and lately by the very interesting and very shaggable (even if she wears odd looking shoes) Rachel Mackley
There was a young girl called Ulrika
Who's love life could have been sweeter
Battered by Stan, Sven wasnt a fan
And then raped by some **** from Blue Peter