Wearing ones poppy - is a an outing for the bus imminent

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  1. Thats an outrage, where are the keys

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  2. At least she is wearing a poppy, good on her

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  3. Couldn't you find one that isn't a munter

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  1. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

  2. Aaaarrrggghhhh my eyes are burning! The poor Poppy having to go through that!
  3. I'm scarred for life now, cheers mate
  4. I suppose that it could been construed as disrespectful.

    But only because it is stuck in a minging arrse

    I have a great image of a blazered old fella with the regimental tie etc, tray round the shoulders at the entrance to Sainsburys, hands bouncing like a spastic in a magnet factory as he places the poppy in there.....
  5. That hasn't helped my hangover anymore in fact I would say it has worsened it
  6. Great can you get a pick of one hanging out of Hans Fritzls japs eye now?
  7. Post some pictures, PC brigade won't allow access.
  8. I can't, if I look at them for longer then a second or so I feel physically sick.
  9. It looks like mdn sucking a lemon.
  10. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

  11. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    Seems like a lot of fake disgust here.

    But would you feel cheap and dirty in the morning because despite your protests you all know you would do her
  12. Can I post the bottom one here?
  13. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    In fainess she's probably put it there as a tribute to all the squaddies who've smashed her back doors in
    Once you've had a few pints you'll alll be on there cracking one out
    It's just the sort of bird squaddies hang off after a hard night on the lash