Yeah, but does she do it in a themed room?
Does it matter? Plus keep spinning the Dits! I need to know where the best places to go are!Don't speak of hallowed places you have never been.
Anyway, this is a thread about stinking Guzz shitholes.*
*How did we go from talking about weak COs to getting wanked off in Navy towns?
That made my crotch ache.. And its evident you have obviously sampled the same pleasures.Do you get to pull on her tits or finger it through her nasty tights for that money?
What dya mean failed!!!!And who can forget the failed experiment of the Avondale (or is it the AvonDalay) topless barmaids. Utd vs Arsenal midweek game on Sky. Avondale full of dockies and Matelots. Football kicks off and at 2000 the barmaid just takes her top off and continues serving. No one cares as we are all watching the footie. When not serving she just sat at the back chatting to her mate. Erotic, I think not.
Manchester.Piccadilly London or Manchester?
Unfortunately HMS Joanna, Royal Naval School of Dancing (Portsmouth Flotilla) has now been torn down, however in it's day, it was one of the finest establishments in the fleet. Much like any other RN establishment, you had to show your ID card to get in. Once inside you were treated to a bevy of buxom beauties and cheap alcohol.Does it matter? Plus keep spinning the Dits! I need to know where the best places to go are!
The skinny young barmaid was my favourite one. She was only about 19 but had an all right body. She had huge cans covered in veins and stretch marks, probably caused by a few aborted pregnancies. She looked really pale and gormless and one of her eyes was a little lazy, she earned the nickname 'the corpse' and got really arsey one day when she overheard a few lads referring to her as such.What dya mean failed!!!!
Land lady started putting younger birds on the bar.....unfortunately the were still all keyham birds so had droopy preggers tits and stretch marks.
Met one of the reasonable ones in molesters after an illadvised schoolnight out..she wanted a bit of action, I didn't want her to know where I lived so she got the big **** off.
No doubt she is probably nursing a 6 bag a day habit as well as a flock of kids that all look like a fijian radio operator
Quality!Joannas is indeed shut, but a couple of urban explorer types broke in last year and took some rather poignant phots of the place...