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we were so poor when i was a kid my dad used to have to wank off the dog to feed the cat!
At least your family could afford pets. One Christmas, I received an empty cardboard box.
It was an Action Man Deserter.
Cardboard box, you lucky lucky bastard, I used to dream about getting an empty cardboard box.
The folks up the road had a cardboard box, we used to watch the family up the street climb into theirs ....
Pah, I wasn't allowed to watch the family up the street on account of licking the street clean for 1 penny an hour with a 2 penny an hour licence...
You used to watch them.... lucky cnut... We had to sell our eyes to medical science to be able to stay on the street.
Aye, I remember the scrabbling of fingernails on the windows when granddad used to bring out the week old copy of the Daily Mirror .....
I heard a guy was so poor his family used to put hot towels on their stomachs to fight their hunger
shouldn't this thread be called the four yorkshiremen!?
aye when i were a lad!
Four Yorkshiremen, when I were a lad you were lucky if you got three Lancastrians and a Welshman. The youth of today blah blah....
We were so poor the trauma meant we never finshed our
When I was a lad I was so poor I couldn't even pay attention!
Pay for attention, you rich bastards, I had to sell my unborn children to the devil to get attention.
We were so poor we could only afford dial-up t'interweb. Beat that 4 yorkshiremen walts!
We were so poor my parents couldn't afford to buy me clothes. I was so happy when I was 16 when they had saved up enough money to buy me a cap so I could look out of the window.
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