we are, we are. we are............................

Discussion in 'Sappers' started by bigbishywah, Jun 16, 2005.

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  1. how many verses are there to the best drinking song of all?? c'mon chaps get em posted!!!
  2. chimera

    chimera LE Moderator

    Good post.

    Suggest that if we can come up with an agreed definitive version I will post it as a sticky at the top of the Board so it remains there for ever.
  3. so, i'll kick off the first verse then.

    we are we are we are we are the Royal Engineers

    we can we can we can we can demolish 40 beers

    drink rum drink rum drink rum drink rum and follow on with us

    cos we dont give a f*ck for anyone else who don't give a f*ck for us !

    or somethin like that ... the memory dims.
  4. we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and
    drink and fight!
    we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and
    drink and fight!
    and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
    we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and
    drink and fight!
  5. you have to be real drunk to sing this but hey

    You are my Sergeant.
    My only Sergeant
    You make me tired.
    When you drop me
    But you never know Sarge,
    how much I love you.
    Please don't take my Sergeant away!
  6. really drunk AND gay! :oops:
  7. now this one is hazy, so aplogies in advance for mistakes

    Lady godiva through coventry did ride
    to show to all the citizens the lilly white of her thighs
    the most observant person was an Engineer .. of course
    he was the only one who noticed that Godiva rode the horse

  8. My father was a miner from the Northern Malamute
    My mother was a mistress in a house of ill repute
    The last time I saw them, these words rang in my ears,
  9. An engineer told me before he died,
    Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum,
    An engineer told me before he died,
    Ah-hum, ah-hum,
    An engineer told me before he died,
    I have no reason to believe he lied,
    Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum,
    Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum.
    He had a wife with a **** so wide,
    He had a wife with a **** so wide,
    He had a wife with a **** so wide,
    That she could never be satisfied,

    So he built a bloody great wheel,
    With two balls of brass and a prick of steel.

    The balls of brass he filled with cream,
    And the whole ******* issue was driven by steam.

    He tied her to the leg of the bed,
    Tied her hands above her head.

    There she lay demanding a ****,
    He shook her hand and wished her luck.

    'Round and 'round went the bloody great wheel,
    In and out went the prick of steel.

    Up and up went the level of steam,
    Down and down went the level of cream.

    'Till at last the maiden cried,
    Enough, enough, I'm satisfied.

    Now we come to the tragic bit,
    There was no way of stopping it.

    She was split from ass to tit,
    And the whole ******* thing was covered in shit.

    It jumped off her, it jumped on him,
    And then it buggered their next of kin.

    It jumped on an uptown bus,
    And the mess it made caused quite a fuss.

    The last time, Sir, that prick was seen
    It was over in England ******* the Queen.

    There is a moral to the story I tell,
    If you see it coming better run like hell.

    Nine months later a child was born,
    With two brass balls and a bloody great horn.

    The moral of this story is mighty clear.
    Never **** an engineer.
  10. First time ever before a drink, but here goes

    Napoleon and Joesephine at the battle of Waterloo,
    Napoleon thought Joesephine was being rather cool,
    and as the British Army were advancing from the rear
    Joesephine was captured by a Royal Engineer

    We are...............................

    Summat like that
  11. the navy thought that they could drink
    but that was just a farce
    we met the air force in the bar
    and left them on their arse
    so if you think that you can drink
    you'd better bring some beer
    'cause you'll never out drink
    a Royal Engineer!!!
  12. lady godiva said " i have travelled far"
    " would anyone be kind enough to show me to the bar?"
    the only one kind enough to buy the girl a beer
    was a bleary eyed sapper
    of the royal engineers!!
  13. when we come into your town the women give a cheer
    and when its time for us to leave they shed a little cheer
    so when we come into your town
    you better hide your women and your beer
    or theyll both be going home with...............
  14. chimera

    chimera LE Moderator

    I have made this a sticky so it can 'grow' over time.

    Keep the contributions DIRECTLY relevant to the specific song. Others will be deleted. (oooo - The power of being a MOD!!)
  15. back in 82 the argies tried to win a war.
    Lay down your guns surrender cos we're gonna take you all.
    First they heard us laughing but they they heard us cheer.
    We never will surrender cos we're royal engineers