We are cheerful, confident achievers!

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  1. I visited a primary school yesterday which had a sign above the main door saying 'we are cheerful, confident achievers'.

    Sickened at this attempt to boost the self-image of our sprogs I immediately began to design signs that would be worthy of my colleagues' office doors, such as:

    'I am a lazy, incompentent f*ckwit'.

    So, arrsers, do any of you have creative ideas for signage and if so, where would you stick it up?
     
  2. I am a confident former royal marine who hates all of the aspects of the godawful shameful way you and your fackwitted govt treat servicemen.

    in 180 point type

    on a brass plaque inserted in gordon browns arrse
     
  3. damn why did i shorten government?
     
  4. Above the entrance to our office;

    'We're cheerful, lazy sods who will baffle you with science and achieve fuck all.'

    B-T
     
  5. Knock before entering.
    (So that I can click on minimise and look like I'm doing something.)
     
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I thought you got arrested in Thailand!
     
  7. "work long hours. Eat Fatty Foods. Die before you can claim your pension"
     
  8. "The answer's no, what's the question?"
    :D

    or

    "Welcome to Heck - for people too dull to go to Hell"
     
  9. 'I only work here to keep myself in beer and dildos'
     
  10. mysteron

    mysteron LE Book Reviewer

    FECK OFF YOU GORMLESS CIVVY CNUT!!!!

    or a more mild mannered:

    FECK OFF YOU CIVVY CNUT!!!!!

    Alternatively:

    CHAV OFF, YOU ORANGE COLOURED,FAKE D&G WEARING RAF WIFE TROLL!!!
     
  11. bad day mysteron?
     
  12. Is that you sign or are you talking about me mysetron? :D
     
  13. I guess I'll be in serious trouble for violating the terms of my probation, but hey, a girl's got to eat...
     
  14. mysteron

    mysteron LE Book Reviewer

    No, not directed at anyone in particular. I just despise untrained civilians (i.e. those that never served) and i despise RAF Chav wives as well. So they get the good news too!!!

    :D

    PS: Yes bad day today, dealing with GORMLESS CIVVY CNUTS!!!!!!