We are cheerful, confident achievers!

#1
I visited a primary school yesterday which had a sign above the main door saying 'we are cheerful, confident achievers'.

Sickened at this attempt to boost the self-image of our sprogs I immediately began to design signs that would be worthy of my colleagues' office doors, such as:

'I am a lazy, incompentent f*ckwit'.

So, arrsers, do any of you have creative ideas for signage and if so, where would you stick it up?
 
#2
I am a confident former royal marine who hates all of the aspects of the godawful shameful way you and your fackwitted govt treat servicemen.

in 180 point type

on a brass plaque inserted in gordon browns arrse
 
#4
Above the entrance to our office;

'We're cheerful, lazy sods who will baffle you with science and achieve fuck all.'

B-T
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#6
Jeanne_d_Arc said:
I visited a primary school yesterday which had a sign above the main door saying 'we are cheerful, confident achievers'.

Sickened at this attempt to boost the self-image of our sprogs I immediately began to design signs that would be worthy of my colleagues' office doors, such as:

'I am a lazy, incompentent f*ckwit'.

So, arrsers, do any of you have creative ideas for signage and if so, where would you stick it up?
I thought you got arrested in Thailand!
 
#9
"The answer's no, what's the question?"
:D

or

"Welcome to Heck - for people too dull to go to Hell"
 

mysteron

LE
Book Reviewer
#11
FECK OFF YOU GORMLESS CIVVY CNUT!!!!

or a more mild mannered:

FECK OFF YOU CIVVY CNUT!!!!!

Alternatively:

CHAV OFF, YOU ORANGE COLOURED,FAKE D&G WEARING RAF WIFE TROLL!!!
 
#14
B_AND_T said:
Jeanne_d_Arc said:
I visited a primary school yesterday which had a sign above the main door saying 'we are cheerful, confident achievers'.

Sickened at this attempt to boost the self-image of our sprogs I immediately began to design signs that would be worthy of my colleagues' office doors, such as:

'I am a lazy, incompentent f*ckwit'.

So, arrsers, do any of you have creative ideas for signage and if so, where would you stick it up?
I thought you got arrested in Thailand!
I guess I'll be in serious trouble for violating the terms of my probation, but hey, a girl's got to eat...
 

mysteron

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
No, not directed at anyone in particular. I just despise untrained civilians (i.e. those that never served) and i despise RAF Chav wives as well. So they get the good news too!!!

:D

PS: Yes bad day today, dealing with GORMLESS CIVVY CNUTS!!!!!!
 
#18
Oh, that's OK then because my tan is orange but I'm only an RAF wife on Wednesdays and Fridays. The rest of the week I'm the husband...
 
#19
oldbooty said:
damn why did i shorten government?
I wish to feck you could and would shorten our fecking government - by about 2 years and 20 people (before we start the SERIOUS investigations!!) :twisted:
 

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