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We Are All Doomed

#2
See you all in hell. Apparently they still class "Oh Jesus Fcukin Christ, I'm cumming!" as blasphemy even if you are sodomizing a choirboy at the time. :lol:
 
#3
Pretty much all you need to know about this 'test':

Perhaps you feel safe because you don't believe in Hell. This can be likened to standing in the middle of a busy highway and shouting, "I don't believe in trucks!" Your belief or disbelief in trucks will not change reality. The same applies in this situation. Your disbelief in Hell will not cause it to cease to exist. God has given us HIS WORD on the existence and purpose of Hell... repeat for several hours
 
#4
See you all down there :twisted:

Apparently giving money to charity occaisonally doesn't forgive me taking the Lord's name in vain, lying, never reading the bible, stealing, lusting after other people and breaking the first commandment.

Unbelievable
 
#6
It has already been established that you would be guilty of breaking His commandments. Even if you were able to perfectly keep 9 of the commandments for your entire life -- you have broken the first commandment (Question #8). The First of the Ten Commandments is "You shall have no other gods before me." That means that we should love God with all of our heart, mind, soul and strength. The Bible tells us that no one has kept this commandment (see Psalm 14:2-3).
So questions should actually run:

Q: Are you, or have you ever been, a human being.

A: Yes

Result: going to hell, unlucky.

In that case there no point sticking to all those other rules, i'm quite keen on breaking that lustfull one. I assume this is effect hey wanted to acheive.
 
#8
CORRECT: You would go to Hell.

Does the fact that you're
headed for Hell concern you?

No, I've been married twice!
 
#9
I'll see you all there too...Whomever arrives first, send the others a postcard.
 
#10
OK, so we've ALL broken the 1st Commandment, plus the 9th if we say we haven't.

What the hell, drunken orgy anyone? Got some nice booze here I nicked off my neighbour while buggering his wife. Jesus Fcuking Christ was she good (his ass - as in DONKEY - isn't bad either, Praise be to Allah). By the way, did I ever mention that I used to be President of the United States. That was before I committed all those murders of course.

Right, that should do it - packing my shorts & suncream as I type.

If only I was a Cheesemaker..... :p
 
#11
Little Jack H said:
If only I was a Cheesemaker..... :p
Nope, you'll have to settle for being a cnut
 
#12
Well it looks like we're all fcuked. It doesnt matter if you get all the answers right or wrong, we're all going to hell. Bring on the PAAAAARRRTTTTTYYYYYYYY! WEY HEY
 
#14
Save me a space on the 'straight to hell' bus!!

Do you think they'll supply us with our own devil horns and loin clothes?
 
#15
Mighty_doh_nut said:
Little Jack H said:
If only I was a Cheesemaker..... :p
Nope, you'll have to settle for being a cnut
Is batter classed as a dairy product (eggs, milk etc)? If so may be ok - don't think "cheesemakers" was meant to be taken literally ;)
 
#16
"Its better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven"
Spear of Destiny


Gets my vote Brandon, see you all in hell!
 
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#17
Surprise surprise, I’m going to hell as well.

Hell filled with mass orgy’s, excessive drinking, cigarettes, drugs, rock ‘n role, porn, swearing, slobish behaviour such as sitting in front of the TV all day in your pants, and the opportunity to beat the new comers with large pointy objects for entertainment.

Heaven filled with virginal nuns, Mormons, pretty flowers, fluffy clouds, spelling bees, and all the other boring shite that takes the fun out of life.

I know where I’d rather be. :twisted:
 
#18
Hmm, looks like i'm hellbound - ive got room for a coule more in my hellmobile if anyone is interested? Mass orgies and stuff i think, and no problem with heating!!

Who's up for some hell lovin?
 
#19
Who are these gimp religious tw@s anyway? Is there an equivalent site for al Queaeeaaeda?

q. Have you killed an infidel today?

no? Go to hell, buddy.
 
#20
Yup hell here as well.

So who's up for organising the first arrse p1ss up down there then. whoever goes first recce the place find the best boozers (i reckon there'll be a few good uns down there just ask ollie reed) so when the rest of us join you we can get straight on it.
 

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