This is a stand-to for an incoming competition, one of our most expensive yet.
Later this week we're going to be offering the opportunity to Win £270 Rab Neutrino Pro military down jacket
Visit the thread at that link above and Watch it to be notified as soon as the competition goes live
Pretty much all you need to know about this 'test':
Perhaps you feel safe because you don't believe in Hell. This can be likened to standing in the middle of a busy highway and shouting, "I don't believe in trucks!" Your belief or disbelief in trucks will not change reality. The same applies in this situation. Your disbelief in Hell will not cause it to cease to exist. God has given us HIS WORD on the existence and purpose of Hell... repeat for several hours
Apparently giving money to charity occaisonally doesn't forgive me taking the Lord's name in vain, lying, never reading the bible, stealing, lusting after other people and breaking the first commandment.
It has already been established that you would be guilty of breaking His commandments. Even if you were able to perfectly keep 9 of the commandments for your entire life -- you have broken the first commandment (Question #. The First of the Ten Commandments is "You shall have no other gods before me." That means that we should love God with all of our heart, mind, soul and strength. The Bible tells us that no one has kept this commandment (see Psalm 14:2-3).
OK, so we've ALL broken the 1st Commandment, plus the 9th if we say we haven't.
What the hell, drunken orgy anyone? Got some nice booze here I nicked off my neighbour while buggering his wife. Jesus Fcuking Christ was she good (his ass - as in DONKEY - isn't bad either, Praise be to Allah). By the way, did I ever mention that I used to be President of the United States. That was before I committed all those murders of course.
Right, that should do it - packing my shorts & suncream as I type.
Hell filled with mass orgyâs, excessive drinking, cigarettes, drugs, rock ân role, porn, swearing, slobish behaviour such as sitting in front of the TV all day in your pants, and the opportunity to beat the new comers with large pointy objects for entertainment.
Heaven filled with virginal nuns, Mormons, pretty flowers, fluffy clouds, spelling bees, and all the other boring shite that takes the fun out of life.
So who's up for organising the first arrse p1ss up down there then. whoever goes first recce the place find the best boozers (i reckon there'll be a few good uns down there just ask ollie reed) so when the rest of us join you we can get straight on it.