Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by msr, May 10, 2009.

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  1. msr

    msr LE

    Rather erotic or a bit naff?

  2. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    A bit naff.

    Prefer vacuum cleaners myself.
  3. Not so much naff as... impractical.
  4. I'm into chainsaws and barbed wire mate, so defo impractical
  5. I slept on (in?) one many years ago in Los Angeles. I had the best night of my life......may not have been the bed though! :oops: :wink: :excited:
  6. Naff.

    Iron bed frame with chains and shackles - much better bet.
  7. Not everyone sleeps in barbed wire lengerie dearest one

    They're not bad to use but a pain in the arrse to set up and fill
  8. I think the newer ones have come a long way from the sloshy, rocking, sweaty oversized water bottle that my parents bought in the '70s.

    We're Memoryfoam folks ourselves, though.
  9. I would be seasick :(
  10. Officers, mess dress, spurs and waterbeds do not mix.

    Reportedly. :D


  11. Only if you're a Beluga Whale.
  12. Is this the same as watersports?
  13. Sadly not. Although watersports on a waterbed in Waterford sounds like fun.
  14. The only thing l like wet is my women.

    I suppose if you swamped yourself, you could get away with saying the bed has sprung a leak??
  15. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    Depends if you intend sleeping on it or playing on it :D

    Sleeping on - not so bad so long as youre on your own - trying to share it depends who has the biggest arse as to whom gets the best sleep!

    For playing on - nope doesnt work at all - and beleive me theres no book of best positions for a watebed workout on the market for a good reason.