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Water

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WATER ....



IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IF WE DRINK 1 LITRE OF WATER EACH DAY, AT THE END OF THE YEAR WE WOULD HAVE ABSORBED MORE THAN 1 KILO OF ESCHERICHIA COLI BACTERIA FOUND IN FAECES, IN OTHER WORDS, WE ARE CONSUMING 1 KILO OF SH*T.



HOWEVER, WE DO NOT RUN THAT RISK WHEN DRINKING RUM, WHISKEY, BEER OR OTHER LIQUORS BECAUSE ALCOHOL HAS TO GO THROUGH A DISTILLATION PROCESS OF BOILING, FILTERING AND FERMENTING.



IT IS MY DUTY TO COMMUNICATE TO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE DRINKING WATER, TO STOP DOING SO, IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IT IS UNHEALTHY AND BAD FOR YOU.



WATER = SH*T



ALCOHOL = HEALTH



FREE YOURSELF OF SH*T, DRINK ALCOHOL!!! IT IS BETTER TO DRINK ALCOHOL AND TALK SH*T THAN TO DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SH*T!
 

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