Water shortage

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Renut, Dec 31, 2010.

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  1. The Irish Prime Minister has just made an announcement on Paddy TV.......

    " We have found the solution to the water shortage problem......... were going to dilute it"

    sounds better with a oirsh accent
  2. Why would the Irish PM be interested in what is happening in Belfast ? You can call me a miserable Brummie cunt if you feel the need.
  3. I looked for white text . the clue is in the forum twas posted in methinks
  4. msr

    msr LE

    At least Belfast council have done their bit for the water shortage. They have closed lanes 7 and 8 in the swimming baths.
  5. Nice one, MSR!
  6. queensland are prepared to help with the water shortage, send Mr Mcguiness over with a couple of buckets
  7. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    were the floods in Australia caused by all the aussie fans crying after losing the ashes?
  8. Water problems down south as well in Dublin ,cork and other places. Biffo is buying in stocks of dehydrated evian.
  9. Dont drink water anyway say's Murphy '' fish fuck in it - Get me another Cuinessssssssssss