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Watching porn and recognising a family member

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Nope. She moved to Italy with her daughter by Seinfeld’s replacement, and married an Italian lawyer.
Is she still getting it chucked up her by PE drug-popping men with donkey dicks for her coin, though?
 
Was that place Linkoping ore more aligned to the Bofors work? I heard about some of the sauna parties over there.
Wasn't that where the British guy had a heart attack jumping into the snow after coming out the sauna because the two Swedish women he was with did?

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Anyway back on theme... a little while later I decided to google the twat's wife in order to fully appreciate her acting skills. Unfortunately I also then discovered what Seinfeld's filming entailed: There he was, the lumpy bastard, banging his old lady, Tera Patrick, over a sofa.

Ah, Tera Patrick, I may have studied some of her on screen performances. Wouldn't have a scooby as to who was banging her through. If you missed out she's selling a plastic vag that's supposed to have been modelled on her lady parts.
 
It's definitely worth a shot. However before you actually approach her it would be best to do some test shots of her in her garden. I wouldn't bother her by mentioning it to her at first. Post the films here so you can receive an honest opinion of her potential.
May I suggest as an opening gambit you drill a hole through the fence and wave your cock through it to attract the ladies attention
 
May I suggest as an opening gambit you drill a hole through the fence and wave your cock through it to attract the ladies attention

She's not my neighbour - and in any case I wouldn't risk having my pecker mauled by greedy a chaffinch.
 
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Ah, Tera Patrick, I may have studied some of her on screen performances. Wouldn't have a scooby as to who was banging her through. If you missed out she's selling a plastic vag that's supposed to have been modelled on her lady parts.

 
Ah, Tera Patrick, I may have studied some of her on screen performances. Wouldn't have a scooby as to who was banging her through. If you missed out she's selling a plastic vag that's supposed to have been modelled on her lady parts.
Seems Ms Patrick is well known to ARRSERS.
Shame her 'output' was mostly on VHS, not the high quality stuff you get these days.
 
Not family member, but family home.
Some bloke rented his Cape coastline house out as a holiday venue while he was overseas. Rented to some germans, for a wodge of Euros, and was very happy with the deal... until somebody informed him a few months later that his lovely leather lounge suite had been subjected to an all-races multi-pronged gay orgy, all captured on top selling smut video.
 
Seems Ms Patrick is well known to ARRSERS.
Shame her 'output' was mostly on VHS, not the high quality stuff you get these days.
I must have lead a very sheltered life , as hadn't even heard of miss Patrick

but it did call for a little research on XNXX, (not by me of course , I told my mate and he checked it out for me)
 
I suspect that this one has done the rounds but it as it doesn't appear in the previous pages I'll give it another run.

Lad takes trip to Amsterdam and discovers the previously unknown joys the hotel porn channel. As he has an early video camera with him he decides to make his own home movie of the film as its broadcast. Gets back to the UK and invites his mates round to view his handiwork with the video camera. Everyone seated with beer and popcorn and the tape roles. Usual banter ensues until one of the lads gets up and has a closer look at the screen. "Hey there's somebody else in the background on a bed." Strains to get a better look, "He's buck naked, with his dick in his hand, going at it like a demented monkey." Turns out our hero of the tale had recorded his own reflection from the hotel TV screen.

A similar story was going around back in the early 80s after the introduction of the VHS.

A "famous disk jockey" was reported as having inadvertently filmed himself whilst trying to copy a porn film.

Rumour had it that his name was Noel Edm . . .

I can believe that as he always was a complete wanker.
 

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