Watching porn and recognising a family member

sirbhp

LE
Book Reviewer
Had my mom and sister in law with kids over one hot sunday afternoon, my stepson aged 12 was bored so wanted to put a Video on. I found one and gave it to him then five minutes later it had all gone veeery quiet . He wanted to se what was in the video allready so him and my 6 years old were sitting ther minding their own bussiness watching porn that I forgot was in there ! My mum and SIL were studiously pretending that it wasnt happening but didnt flag it up to me ..... RED faced or what
 
Had my mom and sister in law with kids over one hot sunday afternoon, my stepson aged 12 was bored so wanted to put a Video on. I found one and gave it to him then five minutes later it had all gone veeery quiet . He wanted to se what was in the video allready so him and my 6 years old were sitting ther minding their own bussiness watching porn that I forgot was in there ! My mum and SIL were studiously pretending that it wasnt happening but didnt flag it up to me ..... RED faced or what
Sex education homework.
 
I suppose it depends what your family member is doing in the video though. Grandad coming all over some black porn star's face, you kinda want to cheer him on. Grandad coming all over your own, sleeping, 6 year old face, maybe not so much.
 

PFGEN

GCM
I suspect that this one has done the rounds but it as it doesn't appear in the previous pages I'll give it another run.

Lad takes trip to Amsterdam and discovers the previously unknown joys the hotel porn channel. As he has an early video camera with him he decides to make his own home movie of the film as its broadcast. Gets back to the UK and invites his mates round to view his handiwork with the video camera. Everyone seated with beer and popcorn and the tape roles. Usual banter ensues until one of the lads gets up and has a closer look at the screen. "Hey there's somebody else in the background on a bed." Strains to get a better look, "He's buck naked, with his dick in his hand, going at it like a demented monkey." Turns out our hero of the tale had recorded his own reflection from the hotel TV screen.
 
Dr Anna St John....of course you can Google her but she was on Television X and Adult Channel. She was married to one of our WO’s. When it all came out one of the lads saw a clip of her, cavorting on a leather sofa....the same lad had baby sat for them and sat on the sofa!
 
Heard two stories of similar.

Medic in Cyprus was reportedly making porn with some of the pad rats on camp.
All went well until the tape fell into the hands of someone who recognised the girl involved.
Not sure how true it was but the medic did disappear off the Island not long after.

Other one was group of lads from a section stick a porn on during guard duty.
Films a bit home made and a bird is getting tagged team in a room that looks like the block.
One lad gets up walks out the room and walks away.
Shortly gets arrested for knocking his missus and then the lads realise where they have seen her before...

I've heard a variation of the second story involving a Falklands RIC in the early 90s and the rear party shenanigans from that tour. Home made grot tapes being sent out , "that's my wife" etc etc

Apparently it involved the miscreant being sent to the FI on the same tristar that took the irate hubby back.
Attempts by the latter at identifying who is the former, who is being sent out of sync/unexpectedly, made through the windows in MPC arrivals/departures etc etc

Obvs. can't ask Sluggy what she remembers the floorplan for arrivals/departures to be like from her time out there alcoholicly bullying the RAF....
 
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I suspect that this one has done the rounds but it as it doesn't appear in the previous pages I'll give it another run.

Lad takes trip to Amsterdam and discovers the previously unknown joys the hotel porn channel. As he has an early video camera with him he decides to make his own home movie of the film as its broadcast. Gets back to the UK and invites his mates round to view his handiwork with the video camera. Everyone seated with beer and popcorn and the tape roles. Usual banter ensues until one of the lads gets up and has a closer look at the screen. "Hey there's somebody else in the background on a bed." Strains to get a better look, "He's buck naked, with his dick in his hand, going at it like a demented monkey." Turns out our hero of the tale had recorded his own reflection from the hotel TV screen.
When I left the mob I started working for a defence contractor who had a contract to do some work in Sweden. I wasn't on that contract but a mate of mine was, and we were discussing various things at work and it got round to the fact my mate was going on a company trip to Sweden.

They had been briefed on a number of things, and one of the things they had been given by the team leader was a sheet of very detailed instructions on how to get access to the adult films on the hotel tv for free. Seems a few years ago the charge for a night of channel hopping had ended up on the company credit card, which led to a bit of disciplinary action and some serious looking senior manager telling the team that this was not acceptable.

So being engineers the team set about working out how to get around the software that sets up the charges, and had come up with a very well laid out instruction manual which had steps like "partially remove antenna connector for four seconds, switch control unit off, wait six seconds, insert antenna and switch control unit back on....."

The fact that my mate was female just showed that they didn't discriminate or judge, equal opportunities for all!
 

Dr Death

War Hero
next door neighbour has a fine chest even after 2 kids, she is still hot.
wonder if she wants to get in to mucky movies?
 
next door neighbour has a fine chest even after 2 kids, she is still hot.
wonder if she wants to get in to mucky movies?

It's definitely worth a shot. However before you actually approach her it would be best to do some test shots of her in her garden. I wouldn't bother her by mentioning it to her at first. Post the films here so you can receive an honest opinion of her potential.
 

Dr Death

War Hero
It's definitely worth a shot. However before you actually approach her it would be best to do some test shots of her in her garden. I wouldn't bother her by mentioning it to her at first. Post the films here so you can receive an honest opinion of her potential.
Oh i'm not sharing her with you wnakers getting excited over her pictures!:boogie:
 
I was asked to shoot a pilot for a series on Tattoos. The whole idea was flawed from the start for various reasons not least of which the fact that it was based around the London Tattoo convention run by Hells Angel Marcus Berriman (RIP). The proposed 'presenter' for the series was a singer called Evan Seinfeld, who used to front Bio Hazard.

After an hour or so of filming I realised that Seinfeld was a proper cnut. His arrogance was only exceeded by his ignorance: it takes a bit of time to set up a shot when lights are involved and every time we re-lit something he would moan: 'Usually when I'm filming it takes half this fcuking time...' Eventually I offered a curt critique on his attitude and a row developed. We did not get on.

The only upside to this collaboration was the fact his wife was unbelievable hot and fairly friendly/flirty. Berriman informed me that she was a 'film actress' specializing in adult work.

Anyway back on theme... a little while later I decided to google the twat's wife in order to fully appreciate her acting skills. Unfortunately I also then discovered what Seinfeld's filming entailed: There he was, the lumpy bastard, banging his old lady, Tera Patrick, over a sofa.
 
Oh i'm not sharing her with you wnakers getting excited over her pictures!:boogie:

You seem to be missing a fundamental point of pornagraphic entertainment.
 
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NSP

LE
I was asked to shoot a pilot for a series on Tattoos. The whole idea was flawed from the start for various reasons not least of which the fact that it was based around the London Tattoo convention run by Hells Angel Marcus Berriman (RIP). The proposed 'presenter' for the series was a singer called Evan Seinfeld, who used to front Bio Hazard.

After an hour or so of filming I realised that Seinfeld was a proper cnut. His arrogance was only exceeded by his ignorance: it takes a bit of time to set up a shot when lights are involved and every time we re-lit something he would moan: 'Usually when I'm filming it takes half this fcuking time...' Eventually I offered a curt critique on his attitude and a row developed. We did not get on.

The only upside to this collaboration was the fact his wife was unbelievable hot and fairly friendly/flirty. Berriman informed me that she was a 'film actress' specializing in adult work.

Anyway back on theme... a little while later I decided to google the twat's wife in order to fully appreciate her acting skills. Unfortunately I also then discovered what Seinfeld's filming entailed: There he was, the lumpy bastard, banging his old lady, Tera Patrick, over a sofa.
Ex-wife now, I believe. She punted him a good few years ago, I think.
 

ThunderBox

On ROPS
On ROPs
When I left the mob I started working for a defence contractor who had a contract to do some work in Sweden. I wasn't on that contract but a mate of mine was, and we were discussing various things at work and it got round to the fact my mate was going on a company trip to Sweden.

They had been briefed on a number of things, and one of the things they had been given by the team leader was a sheet of very detailed instructions on how to get access to the adult films on the hotel tv for free. Seems a few years ago the charge for a night of channel hopping had ended up on the company credit card, which led to a bit of disciplinary action and some serious looking senior manager telling the team that this was not acceptable.

So being engineers the team set about working out how to get around the software that sets up the charges, and had come up with a very well laid out instruction manual which had steps like "partially remove antenna connector for four seconds, switch control unit off, wait six seconds, insert antenna and switch control unit back on....."

The fact that my mate was female just showed that they didn't discriminate or judge, equal opportunities for all!

Was that place Linkoping ore more aligned to the Bofors work? I heard about some of the sauna parties over there.
 

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