Watch where you put your head

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by conco, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69." She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."
    They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings. She says, "Answer the door." He says, "But my face is a mess."She says, "It's just the postman.

    Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich." He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

    The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
     
  2. can someone explain why he would have "peanut butter" on his forehead