Washing Machine

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Husband and wife decide to make a password for sex, they decide on 'washing machine.'

    Later in bed that night the husband says, "Washing machine."

    His Wife replies, "Not tonight darling, I have a sore head."

    Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, "Washing machine."

    This time the husband replies, "Too late, it was only a small load so I decided to do it by hand".