Was It All A Dream?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Markintime, Jul 23, 2009.

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  1. I had a weird dream last night and I'm not sure how to interpret it?

    Do you think dreams can come true?

  2. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    That was just a dream feller. If it was real, the girl on the left wouldn't mind the cameras seeing her crown.
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

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  5. Biped

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  6. Have you an off-white crusty residue around your mouth? Is there unidentifiable vegetable matter around and under your glans? Do you have an uneasy sense that you're somehow unclean and an abomination to civilised society?

    It was no dream my friend.
  7. Nope, dreams are a mish-mash of what's happened to us during the day and our unconscious desires...
  8. Next time leave a bit more than 10p on my chest you tight wad.
  9. What is he, the Tooth Fairy?
  10. Was it a dream about cushions and soft furnishings.I had the same dream.When I woke up,all evidence of it was gone.Spooky or what?
  11. No, it was a dream about hanging Gordon Brown which is why there is a picture of him being hanged. Get with the programme will ya? :p