Was I wrong

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by crabnomore, Aug 15, 2007.

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  1. This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I
    was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

    I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old
    magic".

    "Wow!" I was flabbergasted.

    "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than
    when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

    She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

    "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!
    Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am
    developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
    She teased me saying that tubby grey haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great
    lover.

    Anyway, she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

    So I told her to f ** k off.
     
  2. LOL! You owe me a new laptop....
     
  3. lol you owe me a new computer now cheers.
     
  4. That's hilarious. But she probably hasn't.
     
  5. Nice one mate!
     
  6. HAHA funniest thing I've heard for a while :lol:
     
  7. Brilliant!
     
  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Good job! :)
     
  9. Can i have her phone number then please, i will be your bestest pal right up to the sky ever honest