I admit I'm not one to keep up on the latest male ' essence du jour ' and haven't signed on for a subscription issue of Antonio Banderas' ' Mucho Macho ' Male fragrance..when it comes to the shower I usually grab whatever is to hand and lather up..Well yesterday I was left with only a sliver of soap so I snatched up the wifey's $ 30.00 a bottle [ about the size of a tabasco shaker ] special and slathered up..I will admit it did take the knots out of the 'nads and arrse area quite nicely and left me with an appearance of luxurious growth and delicate aroma. That evening whilst enjoying some cunnubial bliss the wife's nose began to twitch and she began to scream about me stealing her ' exclusive ' stuff, wastrel that I was.. When I pointed out that I oftentimes overlook the long leg hairs she and the daughter leave from time to time in my Bic disposable chin scraper..I was informed it wasn't the same thing.. So, going beyond the universal axiom that " men are always wrong "... I ask: Was I wrong in using the ' good stuff '? P.S. What size box of choccies buys my way out of this peccadillo? Lagre? Family size? Econo? of Fat Tub o' Belgian ?