He's small and therefore deserves to be bullied into suicide.
As an amusing aside, in a warmer clime I witnessed a beach umbrella get blown down a beach in high winds. The top of this umbrella (rounded metal pole) struck a sunbathing tourist in the grid and rendered her unconscious. She was of a large persuassion and it took two medics and a beach worth of manpower to get the fat **** into the ambulance.
Accidents which cause injury are nature's stand up comedy routines.