Was I too rude??

#1
Walking home from work today, sparking up a ciggie, minding my own business. Some chav like bloke comes up and says "got a spare fag love?". Firstly, strangers calling me love annoys me. Secondly, scroungers annoy me. I replied "yes I have plenty of fags thanks, cos I go out to work and BUY them, try it some time". His response? A very very vacant look.

Should I have given him a ciggie and just been nice???

Nah, don't think so.

:p
 
#2
Love, I don't want a fag, I fancy a quick one round the back of poundstretcher if you got time to kill?

Wetlove,

RRR
 
#3
eve1962 said:
Walking home from work today, sparking up a ciggie, minding my own business. Some chav like bloke comes up and says "got a spare fag love?". Firstly, strangers calling me love annoys me. Secondly, scroungers annoy me. I replied "yes I have plenty of fags thanks, cos I go out to work and BUY them, try it some time". His response? A very very vacant look.

Should I have given him a ciggie and just been nice???

Nah, don't think so.

:p
You did the right thing, Love.
 
#5
Deserve evrything you get cos you're a smoker.

However - good skills for 'educating' said chav.

Must be careful in this and age tho' that it wasn't the prelude to getting out his blade out and demanding all your worldly goods.

I would advise - and have advised - Mrs M to part with cash etc if she feels too threatened and circumstances dictate this as safest exit strategy.
 
#6
RHQ Rug-rat said:
Love, I don't want a fag, I fancy a quick one round the back of poundstretcher if you got time to kill?

Wetlove,

RRR
If I get really desparate one day I'll get back to you on that one .... if I can find a poundstretcher. But I think I'd rather kill myself first, let alone time.

:wink:
 
#8
Murielson said:
I would advise - and have advised - Mrs M to part with cash etc if she feels too threatened and circumstances dictate this as safest exit strategy.
I may be able to point you in the direction of some "special" money, deliberately for giving to said Chav's - comes in a rather nice shade of brown, with some writing on the front. Unique "Northern Bank" markings are a nice touch. :twisted:

Would suggest you buy no more than 1 at a time, you wouldn't want sequential numbers :lol:

Only too glad to provide a community service :idea:
 
#9
Does anyone ever have a "spare" biffter, or "spare" change?

If they are spare, that means you don't need them. If you had a "spare" car, would you give it away?

These crazy charvers, when will they learn proper england.
 

maninblack

LE
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#10
In pre Chav days Dadinblack was walking home from work and had to cut down an alley to get to the car park. Early pre-chav man jumps out at Dadinblack, early 50s in a suit, and starts the procedure commonly referred to as a mugging.

Dadinblack (being ex drill Sgt) takes carefully calculated step backwards and then plants metal edged briefcase in pre-chav mans borax followed by swift couple of kicks to head then walks off.

About a month later Brotherinblack is walking down the same alley to meet Dadinblack at company carpark when pre-chav man jumps out and starts activity commonly known as mugging.

Brotherinblack, on leave from " a certain unit" in NI introduces himself as the son of the man he met last month then kicks legs from under pre-chav man and gives him a thoroughly good shoeing.

Good overall family skills in my opinion and something to be said for inherited characteristics.
 
#11
maninblack said:
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Good overall family skills in my opinion and something to be said for inherited characteristics.
why yes it is indeed.

But, does Dadinblack and Brotherinblack know about this?

maninblack said:
Maninblack is.......


53% gay according to the test.

"Congratulations, you scored right in the middle and are a happy, well adjusted hetero man"

I think it was.......better not go there. :D

MiB (Who is the gayest man in the village)
8O
 
#12
Some conflict and denial goin on in that family........

Eve, Poundstretcher is waiting love, fancy a knee-trembler after a half and lager and lime at Apollo bingo?

I love old ladies, half a lager and lime and they're anyones. Still it beats w@nking on a wet Wednesday afternoon.

Wetlove,

RRR
 
#13
RHQ Rug-rat said:
I love old ladies, half a lager and lime and they're anyones. Still it beats w@nking on a wet Wednesday afternoon.
Here's one just waiting for you

 
#16
I always give people things if they ask nicely for then, but I make them earn my kindness. In this example, I'd tell him to go and get one of his mates, then make them fight. The winner gets a cigarette. TrampWars rock.
 
#17
Use to do that in Bos with the local kids, making them fight for boily's, or hex blokes covered in jam.

Funny as hell
 

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