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What kind of mind-bogglingly moronic cnut are you? Communists? Israel? If you had been on the this site for more than 30 milliseconds, you would have divined that the main motivators on ARRSE are:
1. Slagging off civilian fcuktards like you.
2. Swapping increasing tall, unlikely and fantastical stories about civvies they have beaten up.
3. As above - but with beer instead of sobbing civvies.
4. Slagging off women. And poetry.
5. Walt hunting.
6. Attempting to figure what the fcuk we're all doing throwing away what little time we have on this mortal coil guaranteeing freedom to utter fuckoes like you, so that you can post rancid sh!t like yours without fear or reprisal.
Note: Communists and Israel not mentioned. Now go and play in a road, you pathetic worthless fcuk.
Keep up dearie, they were the bad guys in the Cold War. remember then when it never rained and we had six meals a day? Well it's all changed now dear, policemen have more kit than we did then and there's this nasty German called "Mad Muller" and they all make cowboy noises like Yee Ha! and Gee Had! There hanging about with the bad boys at the end of Mary Poppins led by Al Kiter. But nothings really changed because if the dustmen go on strike they all have to Bind Lading again. I think I have that right but I do get confused these days. Lots of sunshine postings now though!