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Warthogs cover distance of around world in 80 days on Helmand operations

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I wonder how many times Mark Vettel has done that in F1 this year?

Yet another irrelevant feed from the MoD RSS, ignoring the main issues that are highlighted daily by the blokes on this site.

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#11
Hmm. I think they're bit small for a 30 mm gat, but kevlar them up, attach some remote-control claymores, spray a Terry camp with acorn and truffle scent (or rampant warthog 'challenge' pheromones) ...
I think terry would love them...literally. I bet they couldn't wait to try to shag that thing.....maybe even try to butt **** themselves on the dicks it has on its cheeks.
 
#12
I think terry would love them...literally. I bet they couldn't wait to try to shag that thing.....maybe even try to butt **** themselves on the dicks it has on its cheeks.
OK, with a couple of mods, I think we're onto a winner here. Perhaps an automatic pencil sharpener type thing up its derriere - industrial grade - and expanding grappling hooks on the face ornaments? Oh, and a high-speed surform attachment for the tongue ... just in case.

This device looks like its appropriately named :twisted:

Plate_9_APSCO_Climax_Pencil_Sharpener.jpg

I think it has one of these mechanisms in it ...

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