Gents/Gentiles For the cadets and civvies amongst us, Warsteiner (wobbly) is the true Kaiser of Beers and it changed my life - namely by showing me that even the ugliest frau is only 6 wobblies and a gyros away from Heidi Klum-esque perfection, and by further revealing that her 6'5" be-swastika'd boyfriend is only another 2 wobblies away from getting his cnut kicked in by my superior Kung Fu. But what I'm asking is this: does anyone know how to go about organising a wet tour of the brewery itself? I've tried the interweb; IGS doesn't let me see the Deutsh page and das Filthy Englander Pig-Dog page says nothing about a brewery tour. I happen to be visiting the area with some young, impressionable chums in the near future; I want to see the moment when, 8 steins in, the worm turns and they start assaulting the nearest Polizei wagon like it's a Normandy pillbox. It will be life affirming Any phone numbers/web links will be gratefully received.