At the weekend I was chatting with a creationist Christian. A lovely chap although I feel his tweeds may have been off the peg. He informed me that the world was created by God in five days. Only 6,000 years ago. Which if true, means it is still under warranty. And whilst I am not a man to complain, it occurs to me thereâs one or two things wrong with the place. The COâs here seem to have lines into most places, so itâs fair to assume they have a line into God Almighty. So this is the place to record your warranty recallâs on the planet. I have no doubt they will end up in the right place, and be acted upon with vigour. Iâll start shall I? 1) The polar caps. They appear to be melting. My daughter loves Polar bears and they are sinking. Kindly sort it. And provide me with a replacement planet until it is fixed.