Warrant out for horse sex accused

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  1. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8444134.stm

    Buggery with a donkey. Difficult to explain that one away!
  2. Not tall enough to join the cavalry?
  3. Criminal damage by chucking his manhood up a donkey's wrong un?

    Buggery is criminal damage?

    How about that.
  4. The worst thing of it is he hasn't phoned, he hasn't called, the donkey feels cheap and used...
  5. Was he in the Household Cavalry :)
  6. Is he doing Panto this year? I can guess which end he favours
  7. What an ass.
  9. I understand his defence will be that the horse consented. Apparently, he asked if it had any objection to being sh@gged and it said neigh.
  10. ancienturion

    ancienturion LE Book Reviewer

  11. I dunno, Charles Windsor gets away with slipping a length to a horse.

    Is that my coat, I'll be off then.
  12. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

  13. Eeyor eeyor, eeyorways pleads not guilty.

    i'll get my coat.....

    :D Camm1
  14. :D


    In his defence he said he thought he was having a night-mare.
  15. Did they chose Judge Pert because it sounded a bit like, you know, pervert? Fnaar fnaar.