Warrant out for horse sex accused

#1
BBC said:
Warrant out for horse sex accused

An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court.

Joseph Squires, 66, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with buggery of a donkey between February and April 1999 and buggery with a horse in March 2004.

He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.

He was due to appear at Leicester Crown Court earlier for a plea and case management hearing.

Mr Squires did not attend court and it was heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.

Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8444134.stm

Buggery with a donkey. Difficult to explain that one away!
 
#3
Criminal damage by chucking his manhood up a donkey's wrong un?

Buggery is criminal damage?

How about that.
 
#4
The worst thing of it is he hasn't phoned, he hasn't called, the donkey feels cheap and used...
 
#8
EX_STAB said:
BBC said:
Warrant out for horse sex accused

An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court.

Joseph Squires, 66, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with buggery of a donkey between February and April 1999 and buggery with a horse in March 2004.

...
That's some staying power! :hump:
 
#9
I understand his defence will be that the horse consented. Apparently, he asked if it had any objection to being sh@gged and it said neigh.
 

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#10
CC_TA said:
EX_STAB said:
BBC said:
Warrant out for horse sex accused

An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court.

Joseph Squires, 66, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with buggery of a donkey between February and April 1999 and buggery with a horse in March 2004.

...
That's some staying power! :hump:
No, just the donkey playing hard to get.
 
#12
ancienturion said:
CC_TA said:
EX_STAB said:
BBC said:
Warrant out for horse sex accused

An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court.

Joseph Squires, 66, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with buggery of a donkey between February and April 1999 and buggery with a horse in March 2004.

...
That's some staying power! :hump:
No, just the donkey playing hard to get.
I thought it was playing Buckaroo....
 
#13
EX_STAB said:
BBC said:
Warrant out for horse sex accused

An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court.

Joseph Squires, 66, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with buggery of a donkey between February and April 1999 and buggery with a horse in March 2004.

He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.

He was due to appear at Leicester Crown Court earlier for a plea and case management hearing.

Mr Squires did not attend court and it was heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.

Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8444134.stm

Buggery with a donkey. Difficult to explain that one away!
Eeyor eeyor, eeyorways pleads not guilty.

i'll get my coat.....

:D Camm1
 
#14
Camm1 said:
EX_STAB said:
BBC said:
Warrant out for horse sex accused

An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court.

Joseph Squires, 66, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with buggery of a donkey between February and April 1999 and buggery with a horse in March 2004.

He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.

He was due to appear at Leicester Crown Court earlier for a plea and case management hearing.

Mr Squires did not attend court and it was heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.

Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8444134.stm

Buggery with a donkey. Difficult to explain that one away!
Eeyor eeyor, eeyorways pleads not guilty.

i'll get my coat.....

:D Camm1
:D

Hoofing.

In his defence he said he thought he was having a night-mare.
 
#20
If he's 66 & he can still chuck one up a horse & a donkey, he must have a real good deal with Pfizer - what a stayer!
Wonder if he was a gentleman & pulled the donkey's nightie down when he'd finished? :wink:
 

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